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["You Look Like Kurt Cobain"]

The sound will travel through walls.

[madness combat comic (old)]

Fuckin' A

Well, here is my review.
Block 1: So there is a house, sitting on a fucking plank of wood, with a testicle in the sky with long pubic hair
Block2: A sign wearing a skirt with the word DIN- PIE! I can't tell what the other words are, you should't scribble them out next time.
Block3: WTF is this I don't even
Block4: The testicle in the sky is back, and there is a guy covered in shit standing in front of a building.
Block5: The testicle in the sky got more pubic hair somehow, and the guy covered in shit had explosive diarrhea in his brain.
Block6: There is a guy looking at his very pointy finger with a gun the size of a walrus' dick pointed at his head.
Block7: The guy has black hairy pieces of shit stuck to his face and the back of his head.
Block8: Some guy is walking into the store and his head is the size of your dick. Very very small.
Block 9: There is shit everywhere, that's not good.
Block10: There is a guy laying on the floor with a penis pointed at his head.
Block11: The penis was impaled through his head, and everything sprouted pubic hairs.
Block12: A guy is standing with his dick out, except his dick is broken, and pointed downwards.
Block13: 2 guys next to a double door, one of which's lower body morphed into a hairball.
Block14: To small to see.
Block15: Holy shit, pubic hair a penises galore!
Block16: Someone covered in shit is falling forward.
Block17: The guy covered in shit is growing hair out of his nose, except it's going upward! What kind of witchcraft is this?
Block18: Oh noes! Pubic hairs are coming after them! Run!
Block19: A stand off between two people with guns covered in hairy shit.
Block20: Someone with a shotgun is looking at a wall, and it says "lol" on it.
Block21: Ugh, how much more to this stupid shit?
Block22: Hair is sprouting from the wall, about to jump the guys who are sleeping. One of which is covered in shit laying against a wall.
Block23: Teh fuck?
Block24: There is a couch stuck to the wall,and a bunch of guys sleeping.
Block25: A guy standing outside of a sideways building with hair cascading off of his gun.
Block26: A guy who put his head up someone's ass, and got shit all over his face.
Block27/28: A guy with bandanna and bandages comes out of someone's ass and... get's pushed off a building by a guy wielding a hairball.
Block29: The fuck if I know.
Block30: A guy staring at shit piled up in a corner.
Block31: A guy with shit covering his penis is being held up.
Block32: Fuck.You.
Block33: More people covered in shit.
Block34: Just hanging out, drinking a bear.
Block35: The one guy grabs his friend, he must be gay.
Block36: Oh, he pulled out a piece of shit, that was probably blocking his heart valves, good for him.
Block37: Now he just threw the piece of shit at his friend.
Block38: Now he is shooting him with shit.
Block 39: Shit.Everywhere.
Block 40: The final fucking block, thank goodness.

Well, that sucked shit through a crazy straw. Go die in a fire.

[madness mini 5 old art]

Nomaron pretty much summed it up

Okay, here is mah review.

Character: Sucks a whale's dick. Body looks like a horse cock, head is to egg shaped, feet are 2 small. And to be honest, this thing could EASILY be mistaken for a dick with herpes at the head wearing a hat, and really small balls.

Background: White background with clouds of a gaseous substance floating around that look like something I did when I was masturbating. And there is a giant ball of swiss cheese in the sky, that's not good. There is a really small building with an outhouse on it, covered in puzzle pieces. Then there is some kind of... dinosaur with spikes? Or a really weird pubic hair comb. Also there is a ball of blood there too, so someone had a really big blood clot.

Overall: Sucky. Really fucking sucky.

Bantuatha responds:

no is a hole ok?

this art is old.

[Lib's revenge]

What the fuck is this pile of shit?

Okay, so you used sprites in an artwork instead of drawing it completely. But I don't blame you, after seeing the abomination on the right. It looks like you vomited on the screen and traced it. This would have gotten a 1/10 if you completely used sprites. But you decided to draw whatever the fuck that thing is by hand. You disappoint me as a NG user.

[awesome pico]

I do like it.

It looks real nice, and the blood looks cool.

flippyroxx responds:

thanks :3

[emokid]

Good.

It's pretty good, I really like the fact that it looks quite stable. And the eye color is nice.

flippyroxx responds:

thanks ^^

[HOW DID THIS BECAME ART?]

Oh Em Gee!

This is the most epicly epic art. Bravo, fucking Bravo man.

5/5

10/10 Totally not sarcasm.