Nomaron pretty much summed it up
Okay, here is mah review.
Character: Sucks a whale's dick. Body looks like a horse cock, head is to egg shaped, feet are 2 small. And to be honest, this thing could EASILY be mistaken for a dick with herpes at the head wearing a hat, and really small balls.
Background: White background with clouds of a gaseous substance floating around that look like something I did when I was masturbating. And there is a giant ball of swiss cheese in the sky, that's not good. There is a really small building with an outhouse on it, covered in puzzle pieces. Then there is some kind of... dinosaur with spikes? Or a really weird pubic hair comb. Also there is a ball of blood there too, so someone had a really big blood clot.
Overall: Sucky. Really fucking sucky.